…but I was reading some Calvin and Hobbes today on a brief 2 hour study break, and I thought that I would compile some of my favorite quotes. Some are funny, some are clever, and some are surprisingly insightful.

• “I suppose the secret to happiness is learning to appreciate the moment.” my favorite one of all time.
• “It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.”
• “What’s the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see ‘em?”
• “Given that sooner or later we’re all just going to die, what’s the point of learning about integers?
• “That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!”
• “Who was the first guy that look at a cow and said,” I think that I’ll drink whatever comes out of those things when I squeeze them?”